Blame Her!

“She did it!” I explained to my very annoyed mom who was staring at me with condemn…N boy! Was she pissed!!
My sweet sister had evidently burned her new sari while playing with the iron and had quietly sneaked back to the room and dozed off! 


RESULT:- when I returned home I had mommy standing at the door with a face( which I would say was not at all The “Welcome home sweetie are u hungry? kinda look”)..!!!


I tried to explain but just because I was the person in charge of ironing the clothes and since I did the foremost mistake of being born first I became the culprit…!!
Seriously! This is N.O.T F.A.I.R..!!!
Every time any major chaos happens at home all the fingers are pointing at their favorite direction…! TOWARDS ME!!!! I mean Hello???!! She’s there too….but nooooo…..Our lil angel is not capable of doing any of that stuff!!!
Paleese! Gimme a break!
They don’t know that there is an evil mind behind that cute innocent face!!!That… who knows … might be even working out an evil plan that could even destroy the entire universe while everyone’s asleep!!! (seriously)


Sometimes I wonder how cool it would have been to be a single child…Not having to fight over the ice-cream, or chocolates; or the most vital thing in one’s life………“THE REMOTE”. The whole world would have circled around me! I would have got everything I ever ask for. Maybe at this very moment I would’ve been on a world tour shaking hands with Obama! (Yeah yeah….I know! overdid a lil bit…..But you got the idea……right??).In short there would have been a hell lot of possibilities for me!


But then again life would have been boring and incomplete.
True that she irritates me, blackmails me when I don’t let her have her way, blames on me the mistakes she did, fights over my facebook time, eats my favorite piece of chicken when m not looking, messes with the computer settings………….
Yet……….Hey!?
I too actually, do the exact same things when given a chance..! ;)
So however fantastic my life as a lone child would have been…I dare not imagine my life without mah stupid sister! :)


N hey the elder ones are not always at loss! Reasons?? Chotu'z can be very useful in many wayz!
Well you can forward to him/her all the jobs given to you by your elders!
Can blame the petty scandals on them!
You always have an alibi at your disposal..
And if your stars favor you…you might also end up having a sibling with the same dress and shoe size!!
(Gawd that would rock..!! One will never run out of new attires! Super awesome right??? )
So all the people who are in situations like mine :) Keep smiling! We are damn lucky to have these monsters in our lives!!!