The Valentine's Week

Behold... The Valentine's Week has commenced..!

 I mean....Don't they give us enough Crap already the entire year about Love and "Happily Ever Afterz" through all those stupid movies (and ofcourse who can forget the real life luvvy-duvvies we have around us!?) That is it necessary to give forth a day especially for the Love Birds?!
Hmmmm@ Guys seriously m not anti-love emo type of girl but trust me...This Valentines day hullabaloo is getting on my nerves BIG TIME..! Its like...All you see is Love scribbled over everywhere...And it is kinda cute.... but when you are single; trust me these thing tend to drive you crazy!

Well I like to call this crankiness as the Valentinez syndrome!

You know I actually have caught it...
Lets rewind back to the last week of January shall we? Well the buzz started and some of my friends had already began discussing the surprise they should give to their partners, advises on what gift would be best, or which roses to pick And automatically I started wondering If someone is getting something for me too.THIS WAS A BAD BEGINNING. Then I made the mistake of going into Archies,(should have stayed at home and watched kaho na pyar hai on set max) but anyways.... saw a cute "I love you Tshirt" And almost bought it for my hypothetical boyfriend who was hypothetically planning something special for me this valentines day(arrrgggghhh...disaster!).
Then again while watching TV I always run into these stupid ads about Valentines day discounts and offers. And God..! why the hell had Cad-bury Company people produced that ad with the super awesome hunk gifting box of extorted chocolates to that stupid gal( I am better than her..huh!)...
My Desperation meter was rising faster than the petrol prices! and i so hated myself for that!
Friends an advice-
NEVER EVER CALL YOUR CRUSH AFTER GETTING HIGH...!
I wish i hadn't..i really wish i hadn't....cause not only I ended up making a complete fool out of myself but also completely wrecked our friendship(Stupid cellphone!). Another fact that totally screws with your mind is the random Facebook statuses of your Happily Engaged Friends (I so hate you Mark Zukerberg!)
They are like "awww...i love you jaanu","awww...You complete me","awwww...This Valentines day is gonna be the best ever","awwww....I so lucky to have you in life"....I mean WTF..?!
OK...GOT IT..! YOU ARE HAPPY..! Why the hell screw up with rest of our minds? :-/
Anyways its not like i didn't use Facebook to let out my frustration....Most of my Past updates include chronologically-

• I'm so single!
• Prince Charming where are you?
• Looking out for love!
• Wanna fall in love!
• Single on Valentines day!

After these statuses even my 3 yr old nephew could make out that m SINGLE,SINGLE & SO SINGLE....!

But alas it didn't do me much good rather than attracting the attention of a bunch of losers!

Anyways It was after that I decided to do something about my pathetic condition and started believeing in the..

Yea Yea it may sound a bit crazy but ...Yes i believe i can live without men! And moreover this movies helped too!-

And then i changed my status to-

• Happily Single!

So Here i am right now still suffering from the Valentines day Syndrome Without anyone to celebrate it with this year. But now I've More strength and determination to Not look for anybody and live on my own until I find "The One"( yea right i still believe in destiny;what do you want me to do? Get the chastity vow...?)

Sometimes Finding love takes time and sometimes you have to just wait and make a fool out of yourself until you finally bump into Mr Perfect till then have to enjoy the desperation and frustration and buy chocolates for self.  

Happy Valentines Day Folks!!!

(B.T.W- how many volumes does this kill bill movie have anyways?? :-P please somebody let me know asap! :)