Best way to suicide :)

Don't worry people m not a sadist or a depression afflicted person..

This Title is actually inspired by one of mah heart-broken friends who just ended up his 5yr old relationship..!

M sure in each one of our lives there surely comes a friend who is stupidly asks us the same question!

I wonder what is exactly the correct answer for that?? :-P I mean I cant say that jumping off the roof is the best way coz it will definitely hurt before you have an opportunity to rest in peace..and a slight miscalculation of correct jumping height would make you rest in pain ;) 

Well shooting oneself seems painless...you know?! Bam! And its game-over!

but then again you'd need a helluva guts to pull the trigger....so for a person who is as cowardly as to not have the courage to face a breakup; pulling the trigger is I.M.P.O.SS.I.B.L.E ;)

But hey who knows courage can seep in anytime!

Well moving on...

taking poison also is a good idea but for heavens sake who knows how rat poison tastes like..?? and I for an instance would never like some shit to be the last taste in my mouth..!!! and one needs to know the amount of venom that would kill instantly! coz you don't want to die and wake up with police surrounding you!

another method also is hanging from the ceiling fan! But mah personal advice is -"Die without causing pain to others!"

Suppose you just hang along....First the room getz a haunted feel so no'one sleeps in it for long-long time!

You might also break the fan and mosquitoes would bite your family members maybe causing malaria or dengue!

You have a 50% chance of falling off break your bones(hence postponing the suicide)

So my final word...

In your life 100's of guys n gals would come...

You'll ditch 50..

50 would ditch you...

So don't be down!

You have one life!!!

Live it; Love it :)